Monday, 27 April 2009

Parachutes. Not Just a Coldplay Album.



No matter what you do in life, there's always someone there to point how things can really, tragically go wrong. Whether it be learning to drive, swimming lessons in a pool or simply sharpening your pencil. I vaguely remember back to Primary School, of our teacher warning about us running on the paths. From what I recall we got told about a  boy only a few years older than ourselves who was running, tripped and his legs fell off or something. Actually, I don't think it was quite that drastic but the teacher made it seem that  way. Even holding the pen wrong seemed very, very dangerous. 

Funny thing is, there's always that kid in your group of friends, mine was called Harrison, who takes it the extra mile and says the kid died. Or that his nose got knocked into his face. And then when you ask how he knows this, he says he knows the kid and he lives on his street. In comparison, my street always seemed very boring.

Then, one day we were talking about people who's parachutes don't open. All sorts of fantastic stories started popping up. According to Harrison someone once landed on our own school oval and died and that his friend knew him. No one could really top that. That is until I remembered a family friend of ours had skydived and the parachute didn't  open properly. According to my Mum he started spiraling and hit trees then the ground. He broke both his legs and but survived an improperly opened parachute jump. Later we went and saw him in his wheelchair once he was back from hospital. But more importantly than that, Harrison said nothing and I held everyone's deep respect for the entire of that lunchtime. I think it would have continued too, but apparently Harrison saw a Alien spaceship from his bedroom that night.  

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Super 8 is Super Great



I love Super 8. The timeless, scratched flickering, quality that the ridiculously expensive method brings about. Amazing tones, grainy textures and uncertain luminousity. I can imagine thirty years ago film studio engineers sitting around pumping hundreds of dollars into trying to work out how to make their videos cleaner and crisper and less dirty. Funny then that nowdays film studio engineers sit around in similar ways with similar budgets trying to work out how to make videos less clean, blurrier and more dirty. Hours of fiddling about with new editing equipment and late night coffees recreating things that were once a problem. Make up your minds people and let these editors get a good night sleep in, huh? If it weren't so expensive it'd be funnier.

Saturday, 7 March 2009

The World of Pete McAllen



Another pic put together for Pete McAllen. Although it's super realistic, it isn't actually based on a real place. Several people were instantly disappointed at hearing that. However, it would be great to see a building in the shape of a guitar and a few more hot-air balloons around wouldn't it. I think large concrete letters would be going a bit too far...unless maybe it was a giant swear word. That'd be pretty hilarious in a high school kinda way. Anyway, link below...

Monday, 2 March 2009

Barny Vs Winnie Vs The 80's



Nothing says 'ROCK!' more than a quasi-Barny/Winnie character playing 80's keyboard in a funky hat. Well, that's what I was thinking when I drew this. The next day I thought nothing says 'WHAT?' more than a quasi-Barny/Winnie character playing 80's keyboard in a funky hat. Perspective's a funny thing. I mean I'm sure what Prince was wearing in the 80's was mind blowing at the time, but if I wore that to work on Monday the fashion police would be called post-haste and a journey to the bosses could be due.

Pete McAllen Mobile


Another drawing done for Pete's website, but also for his tour of Poland. The truth is, Pete's real car doesn't look anything near as cool as this number. A nice retro late 60's VW Combi, ideally baby blue with a white roof and one of those nice smelling vanilla scent tree's hanging from the rear view mirror.  In reality I think he's actually got a Nissan Pulsar or something and it definitely doesn't have his initials on it or anything. Maybe in marker pen.

Pete McAllen New Website




Here's some work I did for the one and only... Pete McAllen. Actually that's a bit of a lie, according to Google there's another Pete McAllen who's a structural engineer in Kent. But, the Pete McAllen I'm talking about is a singer/songwriter from Norwich. You shouldn't get the two mixed up though, hiring this Pete McAllen to supervise the installation of a hydraulic lift could be a bit of a disaster. But, he writes good songs, so check him out...

Wobbly Contoured Style



This is the first in a series of freaky looking guys from bands. I'm starting to now work in this wobbly kind of perspective with thick lines which I colour in later. But, what do you care? Not really your business either. If I was you I wouldn't even keep reading this. In fact I would have already scrolled further down the page. Hopefully you have, but if you haven't, you should have because the last couple of sentences have quite honestly been a waste of time. 

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Playtime at Disney



Here's a piece I put together for Disney London illustrating some of the different play patterns of children. They were later cleaned up combined with the power of words to make marketing people understand it. But these are the original sketches. I did a lot of work for this project. Best project I ever worked on. Apart from the time I got paid to sit in an Advertising Agency for a week checking my facebook. I wouldn't be calling that a 'project' though.

Sunday, 4 January 2009

Jemaine. Man or Legend.



You know I've often been compared to Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Concords. I don't know if it's my good looks, musical talent, acting ability, brilliant comedic mind or combination of all these. But it is nice to be occasionally reminded of the special connection that we both share. Pity they come from New Zealand and not Australia though, they'd be a lot better if they did.

Why Did I Draw This?


Honestly, I'm not too sure what was going on in my head. Why did I spend 2 and a half hours on drawing this and I don't know why. It seemed cool at the time. I think I was reading about Ancient Greece. Now I'm faced with the dilemma of spending 2 and a half more hours into developing it into something or just leave it as it is and walk away. 

Kredit Krunch. Low in Income!

For the benefit of everyone out there who is sick to death of the media's favourite new catch-phrase. I haven't seen a copy of The Metro without Credit Crunch in there somewhere for about 6 months. I've got to the point where it'd actually be nice if  they wrote a cover story about Amy Winehouse accidentally snorting crumbled parmesan. Actually that might have already happened.

Will Stoker Poster


I drew this as a preliminary sketch, it became the final. Will liked it as it was, words and all. He lectured me on not relying on the use of modern technology. On how computers are making us more and more skill deficient and the beauty of the simple methods of the past. Then he told me e-mail it to him so he could go print it.